Every once in a while you see a story in the news that makes you screech

Your car tires to a quick complete stop. This is one of those kind. A 6 year

(“Are you serious?”)

Old kid sang a line from LMAFO’s “Sexy & I Know It” to a lil girl in school

So they suspended him. He was warned about it, & it was his second time

But “sexual harassment”? Really? Not detention, but a suspension for SH?

(SH? Yes)

Wake up you massive dipshits, you lost your minds on this one……big time

And this is the problem with “zero tolerance” rules. They then make people

Look royally stupid when you enforce them for goofyass cases like this one

(SH? No)

Bottom line: parents could do a better job, and the boy needs to follow rules

BUT the worst offender in this insane awful thing is the school overreacting

To quote a popular song kids really love…….”Your assbags and you know it”

SNL Mocks FOX

In fairness, FOX is already satire on it’s own terms by all accounts. It’s not

News, it’s not fair & balanced, it’s not anything more than GOP campaign

(Spot on)

Station helping elect all Republican candidates, while overtly lying about

Policy, facts, positions, & history. It’s spot on funny & is strong stuff here

What makes great satire is the ability to just perfectly BE the actual show

RIP Beastie Boy Adam “MCA” Yauch

He was a slice of cool. A skinny white Jewish kid with mad slick rhyming

Skillz. They created an entire new genre of hip-hop using comedy, along

(Piles of coolness)

With trippy kick ass synth driving sounds. It appears he passed away from

A tumor in his throat. Sleep well genius. Your license to ill will never expire

Have a day!