Leave it to the Tan Man, Republican John Boehner to dial up the stupid AGAIN. He is threatening not raising the Debt Ceiling in December by (Tax tanning?) Saying, “cuts and reforms greater than the debt limit increase” or else Let’s see how did that work again last time? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh right We lost our AAA […]

Oh oh. Bad news for Republican governor Scott Walker. He stepped in it Hard! He was caught on tape, saying for all unions statewide, he plans on (Whoopsie) A “divide & conquer” method. Wait, say what? I thought it all about him “Balancing a budget”? Turns out, he wants to make Wisconsin a “Right to […]

Three things: Trayvon Martin shooting targets, Joe Arpaio, & Bristol Palin What do they all have in common? All are dumber than a sack of hammers (Skittles & ice tea? WTF!) Hateful disgusting racist fuckwits decided to make a sick target of Trayvon The good news, people who support this horrible thing are big racist […]

Holy shit! Her snootch has to be more dried out than a used flour sack (put it back) Meh, who am I to judge. When you’re ready, you’re ready. Hope the guy Borking her doesn’t die. I know cherries last a long time in the fridge…. But I don’t know about this one. Wait, I […]

Um, he shat alright. He shat very hard. Yesterday Obama came out in favor of (Nice color) Gay marriage. Holy shit balls! Wow, I have to say kudos to you Mr. President For AGREEING WITH YOURSELF in 1998. Biden most likely pushed him on (Nice) It sooner, but it’s about time. Said it before but […]

Biden went on the Sunday talk shows, & was in favor of same sex marriage But then the mental judo crap by Jay Carney is now at big epic levels of BS (“I’ll lie to you next”) Whenever he says anything now my bullshit meter goes flying off the charts Obama used to support same […]

Welcome to Tuesdays Election Erection Section. Couple big races happening Indiana Republican Dick Lugar might have his 36 year career come to an end (Christmas hair) I love the guy who’s name is literally “Penis Gun”. But a Tea Party guy named Richard Mourdock is on his heels. Great, it’s now the battle of the […]

Every once in a while you see a story in the news that makes you screech Your car tires to a quick complete stop. This is one of those kind. A 6 year (“Are you serious?”) Old kid sang a line from LMAFO’s “Sexy & I Know It” to a lil girl in school So […]

A North Carolina preacher named Sean Harris decided to say this during service: “The second you see your son dropping that limp wrist, you walk over there and (“Punch your gay son!”) crack that wrist”. He went on to lovingly add, “Man up. Give him a good punch” Smooth buddy. Another religious psychopath babbling stupid […]

Shit balls! Leave it to Texas to offer us the worst of the political spectrum by far Now after Kay Bailey Hutchenson is stepping down…..the next possible man to (“You people are nuts”) Replace her isn’t “Conservative Enough”. What? Lt. Governor David Dewherst Is the next big GOP guy in line, but TP turd Ted […]