It’s Michelle Obama tonight. It’s the 1st lady, with the 1st speech

She will give the usual, platitudes, latitudes, with a little attitude

(“I stuck em up”)

Maybe a confetti gun shoots out Democratic underwear, or baby

t-shirts. Ohhhhhhh baby *cue Barry White* you know I dig your

showmanship. It’s big fun. But it’s not what I came here for baby

Oh you know what I need, & you know I gots to have it right now

It’s all about your platform baby. Come on now, give it up, gotta

(“Settle down John”)

see it. *John looks at the DNC policy platform* Ohhhhhhh baby:

-higher taxes on the wealthiest Americans
-support equal protection under law of same sex marriage
-supports a woman’s right to seek a “safe & legal” abortion
-fully supports Medicare payments, & the entire program
-extend tax cuts for the families earning less than $250,000
-tax relief for working families and people paying for college
-Ask corporations to pay their fair share(end tax loopholes)
-maintaining the strongest military in the world for security
-draw down in Afghanistan in 2014, no permanent bases
-immigration system is in need of comprehensive reforms
-Rebuilding the entire Middle Class to make it healthy
-American’s Jobs Act-have citizen’s build needed infrastructure
-Stabilizing the housing market, & hardest hit communities
-Cutting government waste, and reducing the deficit
-Insourcing, & helping small business’s with tax breaks
-Wall Street, Lobbying, & Campaign Finance Reform
-Supporting the Troops, Military families, & Veterans
-Protect all United States citizens voting rights
-Raise the minimum wage, & create quality schools
-Protecting our natural resources & our environment
-Preventing the spread of any nuclear weapons
-promoting transparent, accountable governance for all
-Standing up for women’s & human rights across the world
-Internet freedom, no one will “own” it, we all do

*John smoking a cigarette in bed as the DNC puts on a robe*

Ohhhhhh baby that was goooooooooooooooooood. Some smooth

(“Like my sex swing?”)

ass shit right there. The idea’s for voters to know EXACTLY what

you’re getting policy wise with each. For all the Republican’s they

wanna pretend 2000-08 never happened, & NOT to look at their

policy. But why? Well because it’s batshitcrazy bringing us back

into the 1700’s. I think the Democrats WANT you to see what it

(Print that yourself?)

is they got. At least they should. If they don’t, it’s their own fault

Republican’s will try the usual 3 big lies this entire week with no

one buying the BS they’re selling except for people already on the

insane train now. Obama=Jimmy Carter, you aren’t better off today

than you were 4 years ago, and Obama ruined our entire economy

(Truth)

Forget that Carter wouldn’t have gone after Bin Laden, then our

economy was losing well over 700,000 jobs per month, but now

creating around 147,000, the two wars, unpaid for Medicare Part

D & tax cuts for the top 3%. Bush killed our economy, but for the

entire current Republican party, they pretend it never happened

It’s ready to rock & pre-cast tonight, so “Let the pandering begin”

Billionaire Women With Advice For The Poor

Seems Billionaire Gina Rinehart has some solid advice for the poor:

(Listen to my fat)

“There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire, if you’re jealous
of those with more money, don’t just sit there and complain. Do
something to make more money yourself – spend less time drinking,
or smoking and socializing and more time working”

See you lazy fucker idiots assholes?!?! It’s all about WORKING more

but drinking or smoking, or socializing way less. Which is exactly like

she didn’t do, because she INHERITED HER MONEY from her father

(Oh jeeeeez)

She is an Australian mining heiress, who was left with all her fortune

Get out there & inherit, you lazy slobs! The Reign Of Terror comes to

mind, but since wealthy Republican’s clearly don’t read history, they

won’t see it coming. In Gina’s case, they need a bigger neck guillotine

Have a day!