Happy Halloweenis everyone! Remember, the only bee’s that don’t sting & are a little ghostlike? Boo-bee’s!!!! Yes, I know. I’m a fuckin (Boobies!) 7 year-old. What are you going to work as today? For me, I’m going to work in my PJ’s with Choo-choo’s & little booties. Because I am a lazy comedian who blogs […]

Avengers writer & director Joss Whedon just released this epic Mitt clip that you have to see. But if you can’t wait, read it here: (“Oh, hi there!”) “Like a lot of liberal Americans, I was excited when Barack Obama took office four years ago,” Whedon says. “But it’s a very different world now. And […]

Hurricane Sandy wants to be a part of the 2012 presidential (She’s pissed) election. You know, kinda like those random people in your pics that pop up, who just had to inject themselves into your moment….forever. Sandy Bottom’s is hammering the entire East coast harder than any Styxx, or Carly Rae Jepsen tour If Sandy […]

Obama got Colin Powell, & Mitt got Meat Loaf; pretty fair trade (It’s Bitch Tits) Remember Mitt, he’d do anything for love, but voting for you?? Oh, he won’t do that. He’s clearly Trumps “lil’” Bitch. It’s nice to have racial assholes in your corner. Speaking of racial asshole’s, Mitt’s #1 campaign spokes thing John […]

The #1 thing about election season, is the insanely nutty lie ads And with only 2 weeks to go, please just fucking get it over with (Great movie) But I tripped across this one from that crazy-assed race in South Dakota between R-Kristi Noem, & Dem challenger Matt Varilek You have to watch this. Laughed […]

Richard Mourdock(R) is a loud Tea Party guy, & has some very nifty things to say about abortion in a recent debate yesterday: (Holy shit) “I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen…………………” Holy fuckballs! Did he just say “god intended a […]

Obama won the debate last night. By my count that makes it (“gonna bust you up”) 2-1 in the presidential debates, and 1-0 in the VP debate…or what I’d like to call “the useless JV squad game some ignore” Mittens decided to attack Obama with the silly concept that “the Navy is too small & […]

Donald Trump has something big to tell you. But he can’t tell you now. Oh, no. He’s going to wait until Wednesday (“I’m a dickhole”) See, he told the robotic cheerleaders at FOX and Friends: “I have something very, very big concerning the president of the United States,”. He was asked by Gretchen Carlson: “Will […]

Mr. Ben Stein was on FOX and Friends. He gave them basic historic economic facts. Those did not sit well with them and (Ouch) they looked just like a dog when you stick a hair dryer in their face. You have to correct the fact-free shallow non-economic minds of turds. Here is exactly what he […]

Turns out Mitt Romney’s eldest son Tagg is now taking a larger roll in his campaign, he was on radio yesterday. Morning zoo DJ (“I’m a badass!”) was nice enough to ask, “what is it like having the POTUS call your dad a liar????”. Well, he gave a very interesting response: “You want to jump […]