I’m back baby!!!!! Finally, my lazy, goofy, silly ass is back….it’s 2013

Screwed up spelling by accidentally makin a New Years Retribution

(Glued to it)

Yeah, so look for this crazy Son Of A Bitch coming for you. Holiday’s

were great, my gifts weren’t “ticking” so all was right with the world

Congress is like a baby’s diaper. Full of shit, and in need of a change

The Democrats are far from perfect being push over pussies, & then

letting the GOP walk over them with shit policy. But Republican’s are

(Good advice!)

basically socio-paths only interested in making policy for the top 3%

And at the same time making policy to crush the poor & middle class

No matter, all of America watched as the GOP played games with all

of us during the holiday’s about the Fiscal Cliff BS. They puffed their

chest, crowed with “We will not just raise taxes on the top 3%”, and

(Truth)

ended up doing the deal where those making $400,000 & above will

be taxed at 39.6%. AKA the old Clinton rates. Jeeeeez these fuck ups

never cease to amaze me. Then again, Boehner just got re-elected as

Speaker Of The House proving once again, morons never learn shit!

The GOP ended their entire party with all this silly insane lying BS,

(AKA your face, Dick!)

& nothing’s funnier then when some turd holds themselves hostage,

only to end up slitting their own throat publicly for everyone to see

What a massive collection of jackasses that will all be gone in 2014

New Years Resolutions?!?!

My NYR is 1080p. But I couldn’t help but wonder some really really

(Nice paint!)

bad one’s to have depending on your job. Here’s my Top 10 of those:

-Promise to be less violent but you’re a cop or boxer
-Lose weight but you’re a Chef or big food critic
-Stop swearing, but you’re an “edgy” comedian
-No more cheap one night stands, but you’re a hooker
-Attend Church more, but you’re an Atheist
-Stop lying all the time, but you’re FOX News
-Don’t take other people’s stuff, but you’re a thief
-Read more books, but you’re totally illiterate
-Become a better driver with no license after 5th DUI
-Be a nicer person but you’re a TP Republican

Zing! Hope all you goofy bastards has a great New Years night and

are all still in 1 piece. Cause 2013 promises to be a wild, crazy, ride

Have a day!