Here is a nice list of things “not to do today” heading into the weekend:

(you can do this one)

-Fart in your hand, then demand a co-worker, “Smell this”
-Forget to wear clothes…for the 3rd time this month
-Show up to your baseball teams season opener, but they’re on the road
-Watch a Bob Roarman car commercial & take it seriously
-Punch the mailman yelling, “You stole all my porn mags”
-Start humping a mailbox, then finish in the front flap door

Just some friendly advice. Coming from a real turdly dude like myself

Have a weekend!