Some rules in holding public office. See if you can remember

3 simple things you want to get rid of if elected president of

(Herpy Derp)

the USA. Rule #2, when not sick, or on an endless campaign

of stops, please remember the damn state you’re giving your

speech in. When the “crowd corrects you”, you’re in trouble:

“There are many other states that embrace those conservative values, the
approach that we’ve taken over the years………I’m in one today in Florida”

The audience responds: “You’re in Louisiana!”. But…..when

(lean over the podium ass)

you’re a TeaOP’er, rule #3 is ‘always double down’ on stupid

“I know, & I said that. I’m in one of those states that reflect those today
in Louisiana,” he deadpanned, drawing audience laughter and applause

Rick is either ‘high as all fuck’, or dumber than a wet sack of

hammers. I’m guessing he is a little from A, and little from B

Looks like the start of a Presidential run, Perry 2016 or 18!!!

Wait, when is the election again? Oh, who cares *fires gun in

the air dancing & yelling Yippppppppie* I’m fucking clueless

The RNC Is Super Disco Butthurt

It seems the RNC is in a bit of mess these days. They do not

have much direction, after literally taking all of the Autopsy

(“go harder right!”)

results from the 2012 elections & ignoring them. How’s the

“minority voter out reach” going? Since every national RNC

candidate & every other talking head(Rush, Beck, Schlafly)

have been screaming, “NO, we are not far enough right, so

fuck ALL the minorities, women, gays, working class, etc”

“We need to only focus on white voters”. As if that was not

there entire voting plan since the 1960’s Southern Strategy

(“I’m Fonzie!”)

Well it seems Reince thinks it’s unethical for CNN & NBC

to run a “documentary about Hilary Clinton”, because now

thinks it is “a conflict of interest for a news organization to

implicitly support a candidate”. Guess what, WE AGREE!!!

But surely old Reince has an issue with FOX then right????

Um, no, he doesn’t. While MSNBC clearly is left, it doesn’t

do nearly what FOX does. FOX is the major league of every

(go on)

“Piece Of Partisan Republican Political Propaganda”, while

MSNBC’s just Little League. MSNBC picks stories that help

their narrative, where as FOX literally just “makes shit up”

out thin air to help drive a dumb electorate to vote in ALL

their candidates. Adults call it “lying”, “partisan hate”, and

“biased insanity” not based in reality. FOX calls it “Fair &

Balanced”. It’s a network solely to help elect racially ID’ed

candidates into office to ‘lower taxes’, & deny others rights

(“We’ll be finished soon”)

Meh, MSNBC this last election did two equal pieces on the

candidates. One for Obama, and one for Romney. What did

FOX do? Oh, used the network 24-7 to run Anti-Obama ads

The funny irony? If they were watching FOX, they were not

voting Obama anyway, so it was a BigAss waste of time & $

It ends any debate that FOX is/was/ever “Fair & Balanced”

Tomorrow: US Embassy’s Close, & RNC Cries Over Spilt BS

Have a day!