Here is a nice list I made of “Why Grand Theft Auto 5 Is Better (“The Pope-a is a bad-ass”) Than Your Kid”. So sit back, grab a cocktail, & buckle up bitch: 1) The violence in the game isn’t real, but your kid totally is 2) You can fly a fucking airplane, I’ll bet […]

it seems “stop & frisk” isn’t working for minorities nowadays (busted) But why is that?? Oh because 90% of those stopped are them & they’re found to have committed no crime 88% of the time Ooooops! Now most people would call that Unconstitutional And it turns out, a judge finally did in NYC. So judge […]

Campaign Manger Jesse Benton does not much like his boss Who’s his boss? Republican minority douche Mitch McConnell (ooooops) Oh, how can the head of his re-election campaign smack him? “I’m doing something else, man. Between you and me, I’m sorta holding my nose for two years because what we’re doing here is going to […]

My niece, who is like my daughter, Skylar & I decided that Shark (or viewer) Week is always fun, until this year. Now Shark Week has become “Let’s Do Shitty Reenactments Of Creates That Might’ve Existed” What about all the Great White shark attacks, or big underwater footage of different kinds of reef sharks. Well………it […]

Some rules in holding public office. See if you can remember 3 simple things you want to get rid of if elected president of (Herpy Derp) the USA. Rule #2, when not sick, or on an endless campaign of stops, please remember the damn state you’re giving your speech in. When the “crowd corrects you”, […]

There is a Republican named Ted Yoho from Florida. He’s (more like Yahoo) about as bright as a 3 watt bulb. Turns out he’s not only a bigot asshole, but it seems he’s really really fucking dumb “I had a little fun with [John] Boehner & told him about the sun tanning tax…..So therefore it’s […]

Democratic Mayor Bob Filner, yes that’s his real name, has now (make sure you do) sexually harassed over nine women. You can bet much like stuff falling from a Pinata, there will be more coming out of it. It was called the “Filner Headlock” of how he harasses women. He’s a 70 year old creepy […]

Yes, it’s totally the “sport of the future”. But; will they be declawed Or will they be put into a UFC type Octagon? Only time will tell us (Keep em up) if this becomes the true sport of Kings, or sport of “Total Pussies” The “Feline Fast Cats Of Fistacuffs” will make their mark for […]

Steve King’s a dick. Oh not the author, unless you’re a reader who likes to actually sleep at night w/o “big evil nightmares” then yes (We have a winner) Iowa Republican representative is a xenophobic bigoted asshole but you say, “John, that’s a pretty strong statement, isn’t it?”. I’d simply say go listen to the […]