And the big circus in the current Republican Civil War rages on (“bluff me!”) You have the ‘corporatist whores’, the insane TeaOP, & the lifer They are using the idea of a “government shut down” to try and “defund” Obamacare. Holding the entire country hostage cause you lost 5 of last 6 popular votes in […]
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I wanted to be a rapper called “Liquid Paper” but my skillz were (Yes, please) about as tight as maternity pants on my 34 inch waste. Meh, you can’t win em all, or even some. Here’s a “Worst Fake Rappers list: -Lil’ Shit Stain -Dr. Dick Biscuit -Rumple Foreskin -Nutter & The Fresh Masters Of […]
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What is a “Ted Cruz”? Well, it is a lying, loud, crazy, insane, puddle of cat piss in need of a sponge. Ted Cruz stood up in the Senate for (“hold on, I’m stupid”) 21 hours just talking. Like him or not, that’s impressive. Then you find out he thought he was filibustering. We will […]
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1st off, public disclosure, I’m a big fan of vagina’s of every shape, size, (What did you do?) and form. Well the last two for sure, but here’s the point. You got the TeaOP today screaming running around the kitchen banging a pot & pan with a spoon; as Harry “My Voice Can Make You […]
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You pay them $ to just suck cock. What exactly have they passed or done in the last 6 months? They cut farm aid, cut food stamps, (Boom) medicaid, health research, housing, education & others. Oh, they also insanely tired to creates laws to end Obama 41 times, & then even going so far as […]
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So sorry, I had a shoot today that took me until 4:30pm CST And now we have a collection of loud insane morons who are (creepy insane) under some stupid impression this “Established Law” is now magically “debatable”. No, we had a full year of debate in ’09 We passed the law, parts have been […]
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If you’re a Chicago Bears fan like me, you know we’re now 2-0 And that means exactly “jack” & “shit” in the long term. Sure, (Throat Sausage!!!) we had 2 great come from behind wins, but that doesn’t make a season. And now people around here are saying, “Heeey, we could go 3-0 then it’s […]
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In the wake of the horrible mass shooting event on Monday We now have the next step in the process. The “Idiots saying (open mouth, stupid escapes) really fucking stupid things”. 1st, we start off with the “Louie Gohmert”. See, he thinks it is not the guns, it’s all the violent video games. Specifically, he […]
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But who is this Chuck Todd you ask? Oh, he’s MSNBC’s White House (“Hey now, facts are dumb”) Correspondent. He is officially supposed to be a “journalist”. And his status in the media world had him listed as high as #2 as of December 21, 2011. Today he is listed at number 90. That’s soooooo […]
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this is a very sad shooting at a Naval base. Our hearts are darkened today, and forever with the loss of any life, but Naval people?! This (Sad) act was committed by a former Navy reservist named Aaron Alexis He appears to be a lone gunman at the time of this post. There are reports […]
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