I wanted to be a rapper called “Liquid Paper” but my skillz were (Yes, please) about as tight as maternity pants on my 34 inch waste. Meh, you can’t win em all, or even some. Here’s a “Worst Fake Rappers list: -Lil’ Shit Stain -Dr. Dick Biscuit -Rumple Foreskin -Nutter & The Fresh Masters Of […]