There are a lot of things you don’t want to do in life. A lot of stuff like rolling naked in broken glass, or then while sweaty wrapping (Yes it is) yourself in Owens Corning Insulation for hours on end. It’s just not as much fun as it sounds or feels. Oh, another gem is […]

What happens in the Philippines when all the local authorities grounded air & sea transport on Thursday asking every boat to return to port? Oh, well, a (it’s Hucking Fuge) Super Typhoon! Not a Venti, Trenta, or Grande, but a “Super”. Believe me… it only comes in “Mega Large”, & “Holy Shit Balls Run”. Hope […]

Finally Illinois has pulled our heads out of our asses, and now legalized gay marriage. Really it just legalized “Equal Protection Under The Law” (yes we did) That’s a great thing no matter who you are, or what your race/creed is We should strive to treat all equal in the eyes of the law. It’s […]

NYC’s feeling the love today. They’re voting for a New Mayor, & it looks to be Bill Deblasio. Wait…now, he’s the mayor. You heard it hear first, so just (Time to get to work!) remember that. Republican candidate Joe Lhota will be beat badly after it all is tallied. Projected: gets 64% of the vote, […]

Ted Cruz’s father is a real asshole. Seems the asshole doesn’t fall far from the anus tree. Joe McCathy Jr Senior wants racists to vote for (shut your bigot hut) his son. He loves the racists, & they love him right back. In 2012, he decided to openly declare, “We need to send Barack Obama […]

Suck your thumb, test 9 volt batteries with your tongue, or fart into a ‘cupped hand’ trying to “Double Play Toss” it to a friend? (“ithis guuuuuuuud”) If you answered “yes” to any of the above, congratulations, you are still way more mature than me by light years. And I, salute you…with my tongue out, […]