Are they sugary fun holiday treats, or deadly murder weapons?!?!?! Only YOU can decide!!! I so feel like all “news channels” around the (stab, stab, stab) holiday’s freak the fuck out yelling silly shit like, “Will Santa Clause skip you this year even when you were good!?!?”. Who does that?!? A group of “talentless loud […]

The director of EPA is more “crooked” than a spine with scoliosis, that was smacked 50 times with a shillelagh. Top EPA official John Beale had “this (“I lie like a rug”) awesome excuse” for being out of work for long periods over 10 years. So, it cost us ALL about $1 million in salary […]

Well this is cute. It’s not news at all for crazies in the current TeaOP New Hampshire Republican J.R Hoell decided to spew some “stuff”: (“Load your muskets ladies”) “The message needs to get out that Scott Brown does not represent New Hampshire. If things continue the way they are, there may be a day […]

FOX’s Megyn Kelly knows it is a ‘verifiable fact’ that Santa Clause & Jesus are both “White”. First off, he’s a fictional character, and 2nd, (“I eat your souls”) Jesus was born in the middle east *zing* Ya see what I did there?!?! Holy shit. These people say stupid shit everyday on TV, but they […]

Who loses in the new bipartisan budget deal?!?!? Well, the little guys As usual. the Democrats caved giving Republican’s most the austerity (you mean, “suck it”) cuts they wanted(unemployment, & tightens the Medicaid eligibility) What did the Democrats get? A fist full of knuckles. Way to go guys!!! Brilliant brinksmanship. They hand the screaming children, […]

If you ever watched Anchorman, you remember the part when the guys were all talking to Fred Willard’s character Ed Harkin. Then, (No you don’t) Brick hits the desk to yell, “Loud noises!!!!!!!!!!!”. Republican loud mouth gas bag John Shimkus, wanted to make political theater, by trying to yell at/over Health & Human Services Secretary […]

Times Man Of The Year is *drum roll* The Pope! Wow, Pope Francis truly deserves it. Good for him. He seems like the genuine article for (“Wow, that’sa cool!”) sure. Well, that pisses off assholes, liars, hypocrites, racists, & idiots Clearly, as an atheist, I find him to be the ‘Real McCoy’. He is exactly […]

During a ceremony remembering the great life of Nelson Mandela Obama said hello to everyone in their area, & that included Cuban (“Oh, tiny hands!”) President ‘Raul Castro’. Just like everyone did, since it is a funeral type event. Oh so clearly this is an event to celebrate the life of one man who sought […]

If one person jumps 5 feet, and another ‘4 inches, they did not jump the same height. But don’t tell that to FOX, or any Republican today (No, not =) In all cases, they jumped the exact same, and all things are always = No they’re not. Not now, not ever. It’s called the “False […]

TeaOP’er Lee “Not So” Bright wants another ‘Uncivil War 2.0’. He needs it because the “federal guberment” has stolen his liberty. What does that (“Listen to me be racist!”) mean? By “liberty” he means “don’t let the ni**er in the white house take our good white male tax $ & help any minorities with it!”. […]