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The Super “Bong” Bowl…

January 31st, 2014

Two teams, two great systems, the best D versus the best O, and two cities where they feel the “need for weed”. It’s a “Super Bowl” (daaa, daaa daaaaaa) packed nice, & tight. Will you be watching with friends, or with a special someone? I will either be with family if the weather holds up, […]

New York Republican Michael Grimm did a quick interview. By “quick”, I mean, he left when asked about campaign finance fraud then came back (“you asked me that?!?!”) on camera threatening to throw the NY1 reporter “off the fucking balcony” Classy guy; and I think we just heard his career landing on the floor below […]

Big Talk, & Rebut-holes…

January 29th, 2014

Obama gave his 5th SOTUS address. Wait, we still do these now?! I thought we just had an animatron spew platitudes about Mercia (a robot?!?!) The first 10 minutes were more of the same old “it is an important debate to have” (we already had it, you were elected twice idiot) & the usual “I’m […]

TeaOP’er are currently like a 34 year old still touching the stove They never learn. Not now, not ever. N-E-V-E-R. For if they did (yes they are) the world as we know it could ‘move forward’ into a great era of facts, data, science, economics, history, internet, & reality itself Republican’s aren’t a political party […]

Luntz Time, & Randy 1998?!?

January 27th, 2014

Sure you’re all still talking about the biggest ‘Gay Grammy wedding’ in the history of forever, but face it: other stuff is still happening too (love wins!) Republican word smith aka lying partisan hate machine who existed solely to create more wealth for the top 2% at the expense of the rest is pretty upset. […]

Super Hero Porn Titles?!?

January 24th, 2014

Every comic book movie that comes out, has to have a porn title associated with it. It’s just a law in the universe as far as I know (yes, actual title!) Meh, it’s been happening since the dawn of porn. Here they are: -XXX Men -The Green Handturn -Dickman & Throbin -The Anal-Avengers -Captain I-Stare-At-Ya […]

It seems Obama wanted to say, “Now look, I know the NSA is spying on all American’s, which is ‘unconstitutional’, but (yes, nice work) come on…trust me!”. That’s his basic pitch. No, it’s fucking wrong. It’s like an Italian guy not making any argument at all, but ending with “Come on!!!!!!!! Trust me, it will […]

Seattle Seahawk’s versus the Denver Bronco’s. That’s a tasty match-up right there. But something, “Pretty Tasteless” was (“king of the world!”) shouted from Richard Sherman. What he said was “all ego”: “I’m the best corner in the game! When you try me with a sorry receiver like Crabtree, that’s what you’re going to get. Don’t […]

The “Stoned” Hero?!?

January 21st, 2014

Pamela Raintree did something pretty cool. She went into a city counsel meeting in Shreveport, Louisiana, and “directly (“go ahead asshole”) confronted” councilman Ron Webb in a moving speech here “Leviticus 20:13 states, ‘If a man lie also with mankind as he lieth with a woman, they shall surely put him to death.’ I brought […]

Republican David Vitter wants poor people to “feel more shame” What a classy ass hat he is. He wants poor people to now have to (“Hi, I’m a prick”) present ID for any groceries they buy. You know publicly shame them. Forget for the “older poor” others go out to buy their food for them […]

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