Sure you’re all still talking about the biggest ‘Gay Grammy wedding’

in the history of forever, but face it: other stuff is still happening too

(love wins!)

Republican word smith aka lying partisan hate machine who existed

solely to create more wealth for the top 2% at the expense of the rest

is pretty upset. I mean, he is like Sylvia Plath Kurt Cobain depressed

His name is Frank Luntz, & he is the biggest lying asshole in forever

He created “the death tax”, “Climate Change”, & calling all the Dems

Democrat (singular) solely because it ends in, “RAT”, trying to insult

He is now “depressed”, after the 2012 election, realizing he can’t bull

(“I’m a turdly thing”)

shit the United States anymore. Here is the world smallest violin for

the worlds biggest hateful partisan fucker who ever existed. He made

mega cash in ruining the lives of millions of American’s with massive

lies. I’ve not 1 iota of sympathy for that villainous sociopath superass

He has the ,”Lee Atwater buyers remorse”; ooooooooooooooooooops

Now he is ‘stuck’ in his 14,000sqft mansion, watching his 85 inch TV,

eating his spaghetti bolognese w/a ‘Coke Zero’. Poor guy, life is tough

(his entire career)

The fewer Luntz’s in politics the better I say. It’s about specific policy

Not seeing how to repackage utter bullshit insane lies for us to digest

So naturally like every lying insane right wing nut; he blames Obama

If fatty head wants to know why we are so divided, look in the mirror

His Louie the 16th 20,000 square foot mirror…to see the face of hate

What If I Told You…

Republican Rand Paul went back to the future? He thinks it’s 1998!!!

He thinks the, “cum in the hair” gag from ‘Something About Mary’ is

(herp-a-derp)

still all the rage. Turd box thinks bringing up Bill Clinton’s bj is gold:

“Well, you know, I mean, the Democrats, one of their big issues is they have
concocted & said Republicans are committing a war on women. One of the
workplace laws and rules that I think are good is that bosses shouldn’t prey
on young interns in their office. And I think really the media seems to have
given President Clinton a pass on this. He took advantage of a girl that was
20 years old and an intern in his office………and that is predatory behavior”

I’m assuming Planet Rand has his rat nest toupee orbiting around his

batshitcrazy world. Like all Republican’s, he doesn’t know our history

Clinton was roasted, crushed, abused, skewered, & fuckin Impeached

I’d hardly call that “a pass”. But in make believe crazy land, anything

is possible. Stuff like: Obama caused all our financial problems, poor

(“I’m stupid”)

people cause all our modern problems, all taxes make baby Jesus cry,

Trickle Down economics works even though it never has, and Obama

started 5 wars, & is a “Kenyan black power Muslim from outer space”

Reality is not important when you live in world powered by “insanity”

It is like the fucking Willy Wonka song: “Come with me, & you’ll see,

a world of PURE IMAGINATION”. But impact with reality’s in 3…2…..1

Firing 20 year old stale shots means they have NO POLICY to offer us

Have a day!