It was like my body had a “fire sale”; all solids & liquids “Must Go!”. Did not matter which hole. Just all out and (been there) NOW. Not fun. A temp of 104 flu & cold. Chills, and felt like a dried beaten up dog turd left to be ‘eroded’. But, it is all good […]

I am. Not fun. Coming out of both ends, & feeling like I went 15 rounds without getting a punch in. Back when I feel better. Typing this is even pretty tough right now John Bolger

Ah Texas, everything’s bigger there. Including all the assholes! Well, count Democratic candidate Lloyd Oliver in that “group” (“I ate Stacy Keech”) He thinks “domestic violence” is prosecuted too much. And it’s part of some couples sexual foreplay. WTF?!?!?! Forget that he has the worst county for ‘domestic violence’ in almost all of TX What […]

When ever the doldrums of winter hit me & my fun half always pick a Friday to be “Fry Day”. We know how “bad” McDonald’s (hellz yes!) fries are, but every once in a while you just gotta take that slim salty sweet clarion call & mouth ride the shit out of it. Yummm Speaking […]

A lot of shit is going down…people’s throats at any local fastfood joint now a days. I “kid”, but this is actually very fucking serious (holy shit batman!) In Kyiv, Ukraine massive anti-government violence has erupted, causing ’25 deaths’. Protestors clashed with police in front of the Post Office. Normally in front of our city […]

I got the most horribly vile story of a young 2014 without a doubt What if I told you a collection of wealthy Wall Streeter’s had their (the douche clinic) own frat?! Now, what if I told you, a reporter was able to sit in on a “party” & recorded them? It turns out every […]

Bitchie Incognito, the Dolphins offensive linemen who is accused of massive harassment against fellow lineman Jonathan Martin is Doa (“anyone seen my career?”) A report from team owner Stephen Ross and investigator Ted Wells clearly stated there was this ”Pattern Of Harassment” committed by Incognito & teammates John Jerry and Mike Pouncey that extended to […]

Presidents Day, Schmesidents Day! “Hopefully” you have the day off. If not…..just “Fake” working at your desk all day long (oooops) When it comes to ignorance & hate, simply find a Republican They will gladly prove to you the level of their hate & soulless depravity. A Republican lead state House in Idaho, & Kansas […]

Happy *insert commercial holiday here*. Well, today is a Happy Valentines day. Which beats Happy Facepunching (Ahem, this is fact) day. That day sucks, I can tell you that much. Well, love is not in the air politically speaking. Cheating turds get none Ex-democratic Mayor of New Orleans Ray Nagin is finally convicted of bribery […]

If you’ve played Flappy Bird, you want to do one of 3 things: 1) scream 101 expletives 2) huck your phone across the room (yes it is) 3) delete that ap & then punch anyone who mentions it again The creators are pure evil. The game is the worst pile of turd on the planet. […]