Nice brackets! What?!?! Just saying you got some nice NCAA

picks is all. Get your mind out of the gutter. And by “gutter” I

(its own planet? Sure)

mean “my pants”. ZING! Here’s my suggestion for picking all

the winners: wait until the game is finished, then select “that”

team. If they force you to pick ahead of time simply say, “Um

this is way to hard, & will get a shitload really wrong so can I

pick after the games are played?” Seems fair, but only if I can

do it. Other can’t, that would be cheating. Now you know how

the top 2% ‘think’. And they will bitch if it goes any other way

Meh, this should be a fun year. By fun I mean “upsets galore”

(selfish bracket)

There will be more upsets than fifty kids with, ‘mall tantrums’

Grown men dribbling their balls on TV to a national audience

Grab booze, junk food & let your ass find it’s crack sweet spot

We’ve come a long way as a society, where you can lie directly

to your boss about leaving today, knowing they are doing it to

Just make sure if you run into them at the bar to buy em ‘one’

Have a day!