What if I told you a “local Republican Caucus” in Wisconsin

wanted to secede from the united states? I know, it wouldn’t

(zing!)

shock you at all. Mostly, because you read my blog. They are

all batshitcrazy. My guess is they celebrate every meeting w/

a huge Ted Nugent cock cake, burning Odummers fake birth

certificate, & jerking off to a Confederate flag all yelling “Sic

semper tyrannis”(what Wilkes Booth said in killing Lincoln)

Maybe this is just the Mississippification of Cheese land. Um

the sane people of Wisconsin that even included a few R’s all

said, “No thanks”. Joe Fadness executive director of the state

(Yep)

Republican Party said, “All resolutions…which do not always

represent the Republican Party of Wisconsin are nonbinding”

Translation: we get “Nut Jobs” saying really stupid shit. Well

maybe call them out. But they won’t because they’re all dying

Another anonymous Republican said “It makes us sound like

Texas”. Yeah, kind of weird, in that “Neo-Confederate asshat”

sort of way. There are great, reasonable people in Wisconsin,

(Derp!)

it just seems like a slew of KKK Republican’s aren’t 1 of them

Tomorrow: FOX & Friends Calls It NAACP National Champs

Have a day!