Yesterday marked the 1 year anniversary of the Boston Bombing (Yes they are) It wasn’t sad, it’s wasn’t hateful & it wasn’t terrible. It was strong It was remembering the “three people who died” including a boy Well, the stories are “inspiring” and even the Chicago White Sox decided to don Boston Strong t-shirts in […]

The ‘Cliven Bundy Ranch Dumb Fuckery’ is at an all time high Let me fill you in on the story to date. Nevada rancher, Cliven (file photo) Bundy(yes, that is really his fucking name) has been ‘illegally’ grazing his cattle on federal land…since 1998. The US Federal government has given him 3 orders since then […]

We were going to discuss Rahm’s bribe today, but I’ll save that for tomorrow. Over the weekend a KKK racist shot three people dead (Old racist fuck) at a Jewish community center. For shits sake. He was a “Ron Paul Republican Libertarian”. Forget two the victims were CHRISTAN You can’t fix fucking stupid. Fucking stupid […]

You know how Capital One always asks that? What happens when the answer is “nothing”, “my Subway Club Card”, or a (Yummy money!) “Discount Porn Warehouse Coupon”? What if it’s an old cock hat/rubber that has dust on it?!?! What if someone asks you that, you reach back patting your ass to find nothing stating, […]

By now you’ve all heard of the horrific stabbing that took place in Pennsylvania. Collect your thoughts, know this is ‘horror’, & (Mentally ill kid) just think. Thankfully it wasn’t a gun. If it was, ‘Sandy Hook II’ 22 people were injured, and four seriously. This is so fucked up Alex Hribal a 16-year-old sophomore […]

Ah Fox, thank you for comedy gold. It flows like a majestic back wards river of batshitcrazy dumb. And we the world all thank ya (“Gimme a B, & S”) for this effort to outdo your last collection of super whopper lies Mr. Burgandy Jr, AKA “Heather Childers”, incorrectly called the NCAA champions, the NAACP […]

What if I told you a “local Republican Caucus” in Wisconsin wanted to secede from the united states? I know, it wouldn’t (zing!) shock you at all. Mostly, because you read my blog. They are all batshitcrazy. My guess is they celebrate every meeting w/ a huge Ted Nugent cock cake, burning Odummers fake birth […]

A case just moved through the Supreme Court like this big greasy quesadilla from El Famous Burrito. It is called, the (ouch!) McCutcheon vs FEC case. But, in ‘this’ case, FED stand for the Federal Election Committee. I thought it stood for Fart Emissions Complaint. Well the collective of robed assholes decided to favor that […]

Well, boners are really there own “alert” now, aren’t they?!?! Can…not…wait. Captain America-Winter Soldier, now in the (Perfect!) spring?!?! Why not. It will wreck the box office this weekend With a cool shield from Shield(nerd joke). This movie will be better than sex. Wait, no it won’t. Don’t listen to me, I’m bad Spring is […]

This is such a ‘horror’. A gunman killed 3 people, before turning the gun on himself. The person was “Ivan Lopez”, married, served in Iraq for only four (Such sadness) months, was not wounded in action, & had serious mental issues. They are also saying he had a self-reported traumatic brain injury. Gee, you think […]