Why is having sex “better” than playing Fantasy Football?

(No unicorns?)

-Because you can’t fuck points
-You can’t cuddle a “win”
-When’s the last QB break out game blown you?
-No one ever really “loses” in sex
-No one smack talks when you’re not doing well

(How about “I suck”?)

But, now why is Fantasy Football “way better” than sex?!?

-You only have to do it once a week
-It’s OK if you’re on the “unable to perform list”
-The only energy needed is “point & click”
-You don’t need candles & shitty 80′s music to do it
-All you have to do is watch it, not actually do it

It’s true; sad but true. Oh and on one last interesting note

Whether playin fantasy football or hittin it they’re both fun

Have a weekend!