You know that cough drop Ricola commercial where the guy yells through a long speaking horn?!?!?!? So, (Weeeeeeak-cola!) instead of saying, “Reeeeeeee-cola!” it should be our CDC head yelling, “Eeeeeeeee-bloa!”. Ya ever wonder why it’s in Texas?!?!?! Because everything’s bigger in Texas; including all the loud tobacco spiting assholes Have a weekend!