Here are a few I came up with, But you can (Ooooh burn) feel free to try you own. For realz, you try it -“It Won’t Shake Itself” -“Stupid Things Come In Small Packages” -(The Face Of Ted Nugent) -“Must Be Cold In Here” -“It Looked Like A Pub Hair, Till You Pissed” -“Is That […]
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Mullah Omar, the leader of the Taliban has died He died in a hospital in Karachi Pakistan back in (Dead) in April 2013. He died of Tuberculosis according to noted officials.The Taliban is really no more & they hold no real power. If that was the goal, WE accomplished that goal. So why are we […]
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Trump Chump wants to know “Who does the raping!?!?”. Well it seems he does & there is  (Oooops) massive evidence indicatin’ he raped his wife According to Lost Tycoon’s writer Harry Hurt: “Donald held back Ivana’s arms & began to pull out fistfuls of hair from her scalp, as if to mirror the pain he […]
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Still with Family Issues For The Next few days. Older Parents, Packing & Spending great unforgettable times with them both Trying to make sure they’re safe, loved & have all the great things they Want/Need Have a day!
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Who is on top in the GOP primary race?!?!?!?! The Mop, the Turd, the Mouth, the Liar, & the (“It’s empty!”) Bigoty Boy, Trump. That tells you all you need to know about the entire TeaOP today. They’re loud, content free, Ex-Reality show star, Lying messes, Incapable of Discussing serious issues Trying to Have a […]
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A lover? Your parents? Your pet? Your job? Yes, yes, yes, and yes!! Your lover isn’t able (Sweet!) to mock Ray Donovan. You parents are not ever as funny as Sergio Aragones. Your pet can’t tell you When Minions Go Really Bad And your job sucks, Mad doesn’t. Get me?! NOTE: My ‘Awesome Friend’ Joy […]
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Ya know the “big sting” you’re hearing about on Planned Parenthood?!?! The one where they lie (Cecile Richards, hero) saying “They are selling Fetal Tissues for profit” They aren’t. And also, that they’re changing the “Abortion procedures in order to get the tissues in tact”. Both are factually & utterly false. So in other words, […]
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Remember, when I posted in my NOTE about Sandra Bland?!? Well they released that Dash (RIP-Fight For Facts!) Cam footage, & it destroys the Cops here. Bad She was pulled over, for failing to use her turn signal, while Getting out of the way, of the Cop Car. WTF?!?!?! Yes you read the correctly. She […]
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Still With Family Issues For The Next few days. Older Parents & working on moving them into a safe, warm & kind place. That takes a shitload of work. With My brother and I the only one’s doing the heavy liftin’ Will post tomorrow. Thanks 4 ur Patience Have a day!
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The Mayor of a small city in Washington just called Michelle Obama “Gorilla face” & called (Mr. Douchebag) Barack “Monkey Man”. My, how Charming he thinks he is “people”. And his name is Patrick Rushing. Now he’s “Rushing” to pretend he is Not Racist. He said, “If I do Resign, that’s just admitting I’m racist, […]
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