I wanted to be a rapper called “Liquid Paper†but my skillz were (Yes, please) about as tight as maternity pants on my 34 inch waste. Meh, you can’t win em all, or even some. Here’s a “Worst Fake Rappers list: -Lil’ Shit Stain -Dr. Dick Biscuit -Rumple Foreskin -Nutter & The Fresh Masters Of […]