Is Trump Now a War Hero Because he was officially Shot Down in Hanoi?!?!?!?! ZING! (Fat & Fatter) I kid. Actually Trump Didn’t Do Horribly At this Round of Negotiations. This means he didn’t shit in his Hand & Fling it at Jong Un We all Understand When talks Break Down The fact the orangeass […]

Trump is: A “Racist, A Con-Man, a Cheat” In what can ONLY be called “OH DAMN!!!” (Boom!) Cohen’s Testimony Today was Incredible When ya get scolded by a Convicted Guy who is going to jail and admitted his guilt Republicans DO NOT GET THIS. They are fundamentally Incapable of seeking truth They seem to only […]

In what can only be called The Wreck It Ralph race of Candidates, Chicago goes (Ready, GO!) to the Polls Today to VOTE! Who Will It be that wins?!?! Who knows. Will there be A “Run-off Between 2-3”?!? Again, I have No idea. Chicago is “looking” for a change. An honest Progressive Voice to awaken […]

Orange Anal Sauce, Has NO CLUE About how “Contracts” Are created. An MOU is (Fat Dumbass) A “Memorandum Of Understanding” AKA a CONTRACT. Because he Does not Even grasp what it is, another human breathin Adult has to Play Words Games with this Asshole CHILD. WOW! This Is ‘Similar’ to a baby pointing at the […]

Talk about cheesy…I kid, I joke, I’m an idiot. Turns Out, Robert Kraft Got (“The cops!”) Busted for soliciting sex at a massage Parlor…….which just made my “Cliche Meter” Explode into “Pieces”, all over And All While Orange Fuck-sicle, Said NOTHING About his big MAGA Murder racist guy. Our Country is at A Rather serious […]

After OVERT Republican Absentee Ballot Voter Fraud (which is Extremely rare) it (Fuck off!) is Now, Going Hold A Brand New Election The 9th districts Mark Harris Broke Down knowing he had A LOT to do with the shit Well cry me a River ya assholes. They all STOLE an election from the People & […]

A guy goes on a FOX Show to tell the Truth, Does, & is Called awful names (We know) This sounds like a joke setup, doesn’t it?!?!?!? Well, It Isn’t. Dutch Historian Rutger Bregman ‘Exposed’ Fucker Boy for his Ethno-Nationalist Racist Views If You Watch FOX Noise, I’m So Sorry It Is Not Just Watching […]

As the Orange Asshole prepares for the rest of his short life in jail……….like his buddy Paul (Bye Bye) Manafort Is Going to “DIE” There. Yes, you read that correctly. As all kings horses & all the kings felons are getting charged at light speed, Flynn Is Now In Even Hotter & More Treasonous water. […]

Happy 44 Out Of 45 Presidents Day People! Remember my post about Jussie Smollet on (Yep) January 29th? Yeah, well, turns out he lied about the ENTIRE Fucking thing. He Staged the Entire Hate Crime. YES you read it right I quote Ving Rhames from One Pulp Fiction: “You’ve lost All Your Chicago Privileges” Pal And […]

The Orange Slug Had The Mother Of All Melt Downs today with Reporters. And as he was (Crazytown) turning into A Big Bullshit Puddle, he Said a real Honest Thing: “I didn’t Need to Do this” Accidental Honesty From The Lying Machine And boy Did His “Stroke Victim” Word Salad hit an alltime low. This […]