Happy Valentines Day to You All! All I Got was a box of shit. Is that bad?!?!?! And to top it all (Putin me on!) off the fat Orange Fuck-sicle, who couldn’t get his stupid Moron “wall” from An ALL Far Right Republican “Lead” Congress in 2 Years, calling for a National Emergency To “STEAL” […]
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As Orange Anus decides to Play around with his Golf “Stimulator” during Executive Time, (Truth) the rest of citizens wants nothin’ at all given to The ‘Fat Lying Yelling Sociopathic Toddler’ When you Negotiate with immoral lyin prick frauds they STILL get somethin’ they always wanted. Attention. Democrats offered Rump $1.375 Billion for “barrier funding” […]
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As we are trying to Avert a 2ND Government Shutdown, “Solely” created by REPUBLICANS (Hope so!) And, ONLY for a Wall All of American Doesn’t want/need, That is like Holding A Gun to The head of Someone else and when ya get what you want, un-cocking the hammer. No that’s not what a Representative Democracy […]
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What’s that, you didn’t Watch the Grammy’s last night Like 89% Of America?!?!? People Are More (We Know) interested in How Jeff Bezo’s Got “White Mailed” with Dick Pics. Seems A Pecker tried to give him the Ol Shaft. He was Trying to ‘White Male’ Jeffy Actually At Lil Peckers Request it was One Dylan […]
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In what can only be called the “Biggest Waste Of Time” Known To Man, aside from Watching (“I’ll not tell”) paint dry & Hoping Your Cheating Wife Stops Acting, & I use the term loosely, AG Matthew “Lex Doucher” Whitaker had to answer many questions From Congress Today. He didn’t & it was A Horribly […]
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All Of Those Middle-Class Drumpf “Voters” Just got bent over a parked flatbed with Truck Nutz (Truck Nutz!) The fact that they are surprised IS the Problem You were Warned, over & over & over & over & over & over. Did you listen? Nope, all Ya Heard was hate against minorities/immigrants and ate up […]
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In what can only be Called “Bullshit Festival” 3.Oh; The State Of Our Union is Fractured at Best. And it (Bullshit Festival) appears as if the Republicans Party is willing to do their Best impression of a man free falling in a big bottomless pit. There is Nowhere To Go From here & it shows […]
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Tonight’s weather’s clear skies and around 258lbs Fat, Stupid & Criminal with a 100% (Fat Air) chance of lies. It’ll likely Continue til Jailed As the Orange Douche-sicle does his Shitty impression of a human being tonight, I will be Doing Something Constructive. Reading a book, then catchin’ up on shows and also playing RDR […]
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Democrat Governor Ralph “Bigoty Bullshitter” Northam, will Be Out of office by Tuesday. It (WTF?!?!) isn’t even close. The racist picture of two shits in black face AND a Fucking KKK Hood are not acceptable. Where as the Left cares about the evil Effects Of Racism. The “entire” Right Wing is wearing it like Fresh […]
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There are 4 more “Sealed” indictments just waiting to be opened. Is Don Jr/Kushner’s Name in Them?! (Not fuckin around) We will see. It Appears legally likely 1 will be Stone with “More Charges”, 2 will be the Russian Hackers who intentionally illegally used Court documents to undermine Mueller; leaving One left. My guess, the […]
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