MJ will be inducted into the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame in the class of 09…

(Dude could fly)

Is anyone shocked by this? Is this actually news? That’s like being surprised Denis Rodman is an alcoholic, Charlie Sheen has an IQ of seven, or that the only people hitting up Taco Bell’s late night drive-thru are drastically drunk or super stoned…

(Go ahead, park anywhere)

The NBA should blow him. Actually give him a series of never ending BJ’s for creating a social happening or awakening in the sport. In the 80’s he was the NBA. Sure you had the superstars like Dominique, Magic and Bird ending their careers, but not a gravity defying dude of dunkness like Jordan. He was on his own level…

(Bet he misses it)

To know MJ in the 80’s was to have this shot forever frozen in your mind…

(He might have a tiny slice of talent)

He was most of the 90’s too. For people comparing Kobe, LeBron, or Wade it’s just not fair. They’re all great players, who are not linked to Jordan, but influenced…

About his stint with the Wizard’s, let’s forget about that. We’ll treat it like a college dorm room at 1am when your same sexed roommate wakes you up to hit on you…

Never speak of it again…

Sight Seen

You know the economy’s bad when deers start binge drinking…

(We needs to get our drink on!)

Remember my little fall targets, it starts out with one. Then before you know it, you’re butchering Katie Perry’s “Hot & Cold” during Deer Karaoke, only to end up at home watching doe porn at 3am eating cold burnt pizza…

Then you wake up like this…

(Smooth buddy, super smooth!)

Chicago White Sox home opener is today at 1:05pm, catch it like a cold suckas!

Have a day!