I always thought pirates were supposed to be a lovable rag tag group of scallywags tryin’ to find treasure, or be the main part of a Disney theme ride…
(Argh, new pirates can kiss my aft end!)
Nope…
Somali pirates are kind of like a collection of floating super dicks…
After a five-day standoff during which a small U.S. flotilla tailed the lifeboat, Navy SEAL snipers on a destroyer shot and killed three pirates and plucked an unharmed Capt. Richard Phillips to safety. A fourth pirate surrendered. His likely new nickname will be “Puss-pants” if he ever sails again…
(Puss-Pants)
I think the term is way off here. Even pirates still had a code. These douche puppets flew the American flag to sucker us in. Maybe instead of Pirates we could call them Aqua Shoplifters, Water-Robbers, or Sea-assholes…
Bi-Polar Woman!
I’m calling a “Code Stupid”…
A women at the Berlin Zoo while watching the Polar bears; decided to climb the fence and jump into its habitat…During feeding time…
(Surprise, they don’t like people)
The ironic part, she was really fat, and one took a huge chomp out of her ass…
To the bear, it must have looked like two moving hams trapped in denim…
Well, that’s one way to loose weight. Luckily we have a file photo of her as a kid…
(Nice move)
She didn’t “fall in”, and this wasn’t an “accident”…
This was a serious case of “Dumbfuckitis”…
White Sox are playing at 12:05 today against Detroit so hopefully they make more contact with balls today than a hookers hand…
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