Happy 4th of July! Unless you’re in Europe, then have a fun
Thursday. Make sure not to light any “short wicks”, or you’ll
(Steady…)
be called “Stubby Fingers” from now on. Rock your 4th, and
front load as many hotdogs as your colon can handle. Make
sure to not light sticks of dynamite by accident if you notice
the TNT letters on the wooden box. Now go celebrate it all!
Have an Independence Day!