It sort of sounds like aluminum siding for the Death Star…

(Flip This Weaponized Planet)

People who think the president of the United States would actually have them in a heathcare bill also think the Transformer movies were documentaries…

If they did have “Deal Panels” Fox would buy the rights and call it “Celebrity Death Panels” where they kill people on live TV. The 1st contestant will be Dane Cook…

Ex Gov. Palin AKA “Twitter Quitter”, blasted Democratic-led health care reform and accused President Obama of backing a “death panel” that would withhold Medicare funds from the elderly and disabled when funding runs short. This is not true…

(Mt. Douchemore)

But when you’re a walking lying machine, what’s one more whopper? Put it this way, she swept the 2009 MTV “I’m Totally Full Of Shit” awards hosted by Fifty’s Sterotype

(“Why that’d be down right swell!”)

Healthcare needs reform. We have an outline of a bill in HR 3200, but the Senate has done nothing yet, so we don’t even have a full bill to look at, yet all this outrage. I suggest before we all scream “Dr.’s are allowed to murder me if they don’t like my shirt color in section 231”, we actually read the bill that they eventually present.

You know, with the facts…

(The road has potholes, or does it?)

Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, the medical ethicist and oncologist who advises President Obama had been singled out by opponents of health-care reform as a “deadly doctor,” who, according to an opinion column in the New York Post, wanted to limit medical care for “a grandmother with Parkinson’s or a child with cerebral palsy.”

(Good advice there Ken)

That’s a lie, but again, who cares when all you do is lie like Jessica Simpson, on the bed, with your legs in wonderful V shape crossing them back and forth winking at me in a seductive stylish flirty way…wait, what were we talking about?

It got worse. Within days, the Post article, with selective and misleading quotes from Emanuel’s 200 or so published academic papers, Minnesota Representative Michelle “Bachmann Turner Loony Drive”, read large portions of it on the House floor.

She incorrectly shouted, “Watch out if you are disabled!”

As a mentally disabled person, you should know. You, Glenn Beck, and Hannity should have a threesome. That way all of you can all find out you’re shitty at sex…

(Nice jacket!)

Michelle Bachmann is what happens when stupid cheerleaders hit 50…

Have a day!