Brings an AR-15 rifle to a presidential townhall in Arizona?

(Nice signs? They make those?)

Someone about as stable as the one legged coffee table I built in shop class…

I get it. Seriously, 2nd amendment rights and all. It makes sense, and I support you. Besides, Arizona is an “open carry” state which means you can which means anyone legally allowed to have a firearm can carry it in public as long as it’s visible…

(Classy!)

Like the Beastie Boys sang, “I would fight for your gun rights to party”…

This isn’t about rights, or the 2nd amendment. It’s about power, and trying to control the debate. It’s brandishing a weapon in the face of those you politically oppose…

(The far right is now armed rappers?)

It’s a threat. The guns are loaded. There were about a dozen other people with loaded guns. It’s seriously sad, fear-based, horrible shit that will get someone hurt…

Great, the conversation has now become: “Agree with me, or I shooty you in face!”…

“Dick swinging competitions” are never fun…

Unless you’re a gay judge in Cancun with 20/20 vision and a digital camera…

Michael Jackson Still Alive!

And managing the teen boys dressing rooms at JcPenny’s…

(I want a pair of Toughskins!)

Michael was spotted working the dressing rooms at the Bristol Mall in Virgina…

The manager Chris Peach said, “Funny, I totally thought he was dead. We didn’t even hire him. The weird part, he appears to be doing all of this stuff for free”…

(Argh matey! He likes kiddie booty)

Patrons don’t think it’s really even him, so they ignore him most of time…

Co-worker Chaz Titlong pointed out, “Man he’s dedicated, he spends every waking minute cleaning out the excess clothes left behind by kids trying on stuff. Even sometimes when they’re still trying things on. He films it on video. That’s dedicated”

Have a day!