Said Herman Cain on Monday morning, being very clear on things

(It’s the truth)

Now let’s quickly roll tape of Cain #2 that evening on FOX:

“And yes there was some sort of settlement or termination”

(Cain #1 is lying)

He goes on in the interview where Cain #1 says about 8 seconds later:

“There was no big settlement or it would’ve had to come to me”

Wait? I’m confused. First you were “unaware”. Then totally “aware”

(I’m unaware I was aware)

Now you’ve landed at the newly built “no big settlement” ranch

Oh wait, it’s gets even better. About 30 seconds later Cain #2 said:

“We ended up settling for what would’ve been a termination settlement”

Holy shitballs, make up your mind buddy. This is actually hilarious

(Not that funny)

Does he not understand his interviews are taped & can replayed?

He may be innocent. Don’t know, wasn’t there. But it’s never the act itself

Never has been since the dawn of time. It’s the stupid hubris over-up lies

Ahem *cough cough* Anthony Weiner, John Edwards, Mark Sanford

John Ensign, Bill Clinton, Elliot Spitzer, Arnold Schwarzenegger, etc.

Perry High As All Fuck?!?!

Over the weekend Rick Perry was in New Hampshire. It was “interesting”

(Not in that way)

To say the least. But he was fucked up on something to say the most

You really need to watch this. The whole thing is funny & sort of bizarre

But oh no. That’s not all. How about this gem when he got a bottle of syrup

(He’s high. I know high)

Honestly, he looks high as all fuck. And I know what that looks & feels like

Truth. Obama’s boring as hell compared to this group of fun crazy cats

(Simpson 2012)

Please don’t go anywhere GOP candidates. You’re free quality material

Even if he was, I could care less. It’s his policies I’m interested in

And those suck on every humanistic level. Have a day!