And a 70 year old man’s libido have in common?

They both quit! Zing, zong, zank. Suck it haters

(Zerp)

In the “Not Remotely Shocking News” category

Cain dropped out of the Presidential race right on que

(My chances to begin with)

And then there were only seven, just like the dwarfs

Sleezy-Newt, Dopey-Bachamnn, Thoughtless-Perry

(What’s that 3rd one?)

Dreamy-Romney, Doc-Ron Paul, Frothy-Santorum

And finally Bashless-Huntsman. They are all so cute

(I like everybody)

In their own little way. But I’ll miss you most of all

“Pizza Porn Philandering Dipshit Of Epic Levels” guy

(Goody)

The circus packs up, & moves to the next town w/o you

Radio Schlock Jock Mocks OWS

Adam Carolla, AKA the unfunny Jimmy Kimmel

From the bouncy TV series called The Man Show

(Here’s to being a douche)

Turns out he thinks, I use that term loosely, that

OWS is just part of the babied entitlement society

Railing it’s the same “Everyone deserves a trophy”

(I make bad arguments)

It’s the lies Limpballs, FOX’s, & all other GOP’ers spout

Listen to the entire content of his argument here

It’s a poor one, but he’s a shock jock so that’s normal

(Wrong shock)

He straw manned the entire OWS movement. But why?

Because it’s easier to do that than dealing with the facts

There’s a big difference between “Life’s not fair” and

(Ahhhh yes)

“The deck is stacked against you with different rules”

He’s incorrectly used “envy” instead of “fairness”

Everyone doesn’t want a trophy, especially OWS folks

(Truth)

They just don’t want one set of rules for all the MVP’s

Who can cheat, do roids, lie, steal, not pay taxes, etc.

But then be told they must follow a different set of rules

(Wait, but I’m “edgy”)

One’s that are harder on them, but lets all the MVP’s off

When hard working middle class folks pay 25% in taxes

Yet GE, Paccar Inc, Boeing, Pepco, & many others paid 0

(True)

That isn’t fair. OWS is pointing saying, “Hey, NOT fair!”

He’s intentionally conflating that fact to marginalize them

It’s what serial cheaters do, always attack the victims 1st

Have a day!