Your super power is a ring. Costume jewelry makes you powerful

Come on, that is a dead give away right there. But there are others:

(“It’s gonna be a dress”)

You wear tighter clothes than Cirque Du Soleil, you like to travel to

Other universes, when you’re just too board & can’t take it anymore

You wear a mask, but everyone fucking knows it’s you. It’s akin to

(Heterosexual marriage)

Wearing a little hat, or something cute to pretend to hide yourself

Hell, I’d be shocked if you weren’t gay. But now the comic book has

Had him “come out” as if it’s a shock. It’d be like feining “shock” if

(Um, OK)

Liberace “came out”. Hell, that guy came out of the womb “floating”

Doesn’t matter if he’s gay, straight, bi, or asexual. Although it would

Make him a plant so that would be weird. Just protect our planet &

(Ah yes, GAY comics)

The entire universe from evil bad shit and we are all cool. Unless of

Course you judge any talent competition incorrectly. Then you will

Have a scorn & hate of an entire nation buddy. Priorities, we got em

You Miss “Bush”?

Well, if you are a horny guy who hasn’t had it in over two years, yes

But the president George W. Bush? Meh, not so much. But if you do

(“Gadouche!”)

Get your vision checked, along with your historical knowledge, and

Your lack of basic facts, policy, thinking tax cuts = jobs, and your IQ

He’s in the news because he has got the lowest approval rating of any

Ex-president in modern history. Bravo “W”. For achieving that feat;

You get a coveted “Golden Turd” award. He endorsed Mitt this week

But was it at a big press conference? Nope. At a grip-n-rip with Mitt?

Nope, wrong again. As elevator doors were closing he simply said….

(“I’m the guy”)

“I’m for Mitt Romney”. With a favorable to unfavorable rating of 43/

54, I guess he’s not “feelin’ the love”. Poor guy. By “poor guy” I mean

“Fuck off you idiot tax cutting 2 war starting deficit spending asshole”

Have a weekend!