How do you stop two burglar’s from robbing your home?

You take their get away car!

(Bitch got hamburglared!)

For centuries we’ve had it wrong letting burglars take from us. Finally Patrick Rosario showed us the right way to do it. Steal something important from them 1st!

Patrick was in the basement of his Bellevue, WA. home when he heard the burglars upstairs. Then he saw a white van sitting in front of his house with the motor running and the keys in the ignition. He got in and drove it to a friend’s house.

I’d love to hear the conversation between the two standing where the van was…

(Dang, did you gain weight?)

Burglar #1 – “Toby, where’s the van?”

Burglar #2 – “It was right here a second ago Josh, you were with me…”

Burglar #1 – “Did you leave it running with keys in the ignition again?”

Burglar #2 – “Maybe…sort of…yes”

Burglar #1 – “Toby, your burgaling skills are being called into question”

The Tap Is Back…

Spinal Tap is recoding new material…

(Cover art!)

Fresh off a complicated and expensive de-cartooning procedure from 17 years ago, they’re ready to rock your faces off once again…

In April of 1992 they were made into cartoon people for an appearance on The Simpson’s. The only problem was changing them back. With their popularity waning, and no money, they were stuck as cartoon people until January of 09…

(Satan’s pitchfork is bent)

In December of 08 they raised enough money from their Make Us Human fund…

They are now humans ready to rock harder than their former cartoon selfs…

Spot The Dumbass

(Abe shouldn’t be here)

If you said the one on the right, you’re wrong. That’s the lying man whore…

If you said the one on the left, you’re a fucking idiot…

Have a presidents day!